google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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