sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
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I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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