That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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