THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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