All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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