Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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