Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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