apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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