When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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