BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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