Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
