Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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