nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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