Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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