You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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