What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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