Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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