at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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