But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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