Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Stupid Covid-19
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