real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
They have beer where we have blood.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
God I need to hump something, right now.
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