So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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