i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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