I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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