Small penises have feelings too.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
ttyl tear gas
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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