and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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