I'm drive I can fine osifer
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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