I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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