Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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