So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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