the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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