If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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