Don't you send me to vm
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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bring money and cleavage
organizing the empties. That sober.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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