This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.