yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I will pee on everything he values.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.