So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.