Dual....:-)
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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