You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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