This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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