I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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