He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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