Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
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I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I booty called her while she was in labor.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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