Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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