so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I checked into jail on foursquare
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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