im holly from the hills drunk
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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