I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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