How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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