This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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