yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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