I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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