The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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