How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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