my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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